Too Clever By Half

With these words, you have so much of what the weekend's doof was about - amusing and stimulating in a nameless kind of mean something way. Or something. "Neil, how you going, it's Jamie Turner here, your friend. " ... Replaying this over and over on the Sunday of the Doof weekend, i was convulsing with laughter. Hilarious and Neil was there like some Indiana Jones like figure who had stumbled across this lost tribe with secrets of

A lot could be said about the weekend, but ultimately we all draw our own conclusions and when a weekend features the line, "It rubs the lotion into its body," as many times as this weekend did ,even then you think, can i really draw my own conclusions ?

Anyhow, enuf philosophising, - i am going to copy in work email extracts between JT and i about the doof weekend and our recollections as addled, abbreviated and up for it they may be ...
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From: Mackenzie, NeilSent: Monday, 12 February 2007 5:54 PMTo: '; eloise cotton Subject: What did JT say? [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED]

After sound and voice analysis by ASIO, this is what we managed to decipher from JT's voice message of late Saturday night:

MESSAGE BEGINS

Neil, how you going, it's Jamie Turner here, your friend.

(pause)

Um... yeah just at the doof.

(pause)

We're... ah... seeing Adele and Eloise do...(pause) ...something.(pause)

Pete's there looking ravishing... in his... ahh...

(long pause)

furry black jacket.Definitely flying? the... (unintelligible)

(very long pause)

Yeah anyway, give us a call back.

MESSAGE ENDS

ASIO review suggests this man is not a danger, and no further action required.