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Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Well done good and faithful Blog
Did you know only 5% of Blogs are updated regularly or are active after 1 year. Or that near 45% of Blogs don't eat enough vegetables or don't know when to say, "Enough."
All of which makes this Blog look goddam astounding. This blog has been carbon dated to August 2003.
Here's my piece of trivia for the day. Last night while wandering around the house snacking on weetbix and cheese on toast i was reading some book on "Everything" by Bill Bryson. According to Bryson, and i would welcome some commentary cos this seems implausible - we are on the back pages of an interglacial warm spot. a period of some toasty warmness. The story began with Africa drying up and the apes having to come down from the trees to look for food all because, all because - Central America rose out of the sea and joined North and South America together and this somehow conspired to to increase the temperature of the earth.
From my limited knowledge air-conditioning, i think the effect of this was similar to shutting the windows in a 76 Kingswood on a February day. Dramatic and significant temperature increase, dude. Tell your friends.
Now, moving on - I am a little conflicted today. I have been humming Gwen Stefani again. With Beyonce chasers. Who would win a fight between Beyonce and Gwen Stefani. I think Stefani. Unless it was topless baked bean wrestling which would give Beyonce a big chance. Beans are a great leveller. And tops off, anything can happen.
And now i must consider food for dinner. Did you know they can make sausages out of spinach and chickpeas ?
All of which makes this Blog look goddam astounding. This blog has been carbon dated to August 2003.
Here's my piece of trivia for the day. Last night while wandering around the house snacking on weetbix and cheese on toast i was reading some book on "Everything" by Bill Bryson. According to Bryson, and i would welcome some commentary cos this seems implausible - we are on the back pages of an interglacial warm spot. a period of some toasty warmness. The story began with Africa drying up and the apes having to come down from the trees to look for food all because, all because - Central America rose out of the sea and joined North and South America together and this somehow conspired to to increase the temperature of the earth.
From my limited knowledge air-conditioning, i think the effect of this was similar to shutting the windows in a 76 Kingswood on a February day. Dramatic and significant temperature increase, dude. Tell your friends.
Now, moving on - I am a little conflicted today. I have been humming Gwen Stefani again. With Beyonce chasers. Who would win a fight between Beyonce and Gwen Stefani. I think Stefani. Unless it was topless baked bean wrestling which would give Beyonce a big chance. Beans are a great leveller. And tops off, anything can happen.
And now i must consider food for dinner. Did you know they can make sausages out of spinach and chickpeas ?
