Too Clever By Half

For a long time non-existent readers, I have been frustrated by the fact the Blog would not display properly - the blog had gone all assymetrical, it's ratios were something determined to give offence - the blog had become the banana of the blog world - small, mis-shapen and no longer a source of potassium especially when taken with other blogs from dairy food group.

In short, and allow me to lower the obscenity shields, it was shitting me ... i believe i have finally located the problem - the amusing sound files in the sidebar from the movie "Office Space" - those who know the movie will understand when i say a Federal "Pound me in the Ass" Prison would be too good for these files ..

When i fingered these mo fo's i put in a cap in their asses myself .. quicksmart. no talky talky. just badda bam-badda boom ...

there will be no sound on this blog until further notice.