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High rolling poker action. Glebe lowlifes and reprobates. JT on a conjugal visit from Long Bay.


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Only their mother can tell them apart.


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Jimmy - A really, really, ridiculously good looking cat.


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Straight from the pages of Who Weekly.


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J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES.


Friday, March 31, 2006

Party Declared Success by Panel of Distinguished Guests 

Hi, Team ! .. Look it's a brief review of that party we had last Saturday. With pictures. And with scratch n' smell ( scratch n smell is currently only available to subscribers from The Netherlands. Sorry. Damn technology.)

Some of you may have been re-directed here by some polling genie (please complete the poll. Your feedback could provide fresh water and an iPod to a child in Ecuador for a month. Go immediately to http://FreeOnlineSurveys.com/rendersurvey.asp?sid=drnphslyswdl3i7178759 - you could a win prize !!!! ) Some of you may have stumbled across the Blog innocently after entering "Britney Spears" + "Clever" in Google. Others, who should know better, may have this Blog saved as a favourite or bookmark. None of that really matters though does it ? Does it ? No, you're right it doesnt. What matters is the party and the array of kindred spirits, beautiful people and spinach and riccotta triangles that made it the night it was. Yeah. Fully. Brief Review Follows.

" Earlier this week, a panel of Distinguished Guests, including a butcher, a 50's actress, a cult leader, an eco-terrorist, a pussycat and a pirate ( with a pimp as moderator ) all selected Option A - " Yes, the party was a success. It understands the needs of today's yoof and I would vote for it in future elections. (For sure I would vote for it if the polling booth also had a BBQ)"

One panel member, while moving onto his third beer of early Sunday afternoon, noted " that party - if it was a party dressed up as a party that wanted to be great party when it grew up - then it was a really good costume." Yes, indeed with that sort of barely coherent praise we can tentatively conclude it was all good ... but, hey, a picture is worth a thousand words, which is kinda hard to believe because houses are worth so much more nowadays and DVD's are soo much cheaper but good ol' pictures - still worth 1000 words only - anyhow, here's a picture. A number of pictures. Conjure up your own words. I'll be back in a minute ...

( Also, cos this Blog is a continuing battle of The Administrator v The Technology, there may be some formatting problems - if this happens just hit "restore down" - the button with the two little buttons next to the "minimise" button - and then hit it again - Everything goes all big and good looking then )

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Hi, it's me again. What a gallery. Up on Webshots somewhere is all the pics. Try going here. Ask your parent's permissions.

http://community.webshots.com/user/eloise101100

Where were we. The review. That's right.

There was a lot of quality banter on the night.

About shoes. "If the Devil wore shoes, he'd wear shoes like that."

About Tiaras. "This Tiara is Hell !"

About princesses. "There is a surfeit of princesses."

About genital piercings. " X@XX @@ !! "

About that classic 80's movie GHOSTBUSTERS, "Don't let the streams cross. For Christ's sake don't let the streams cross !!" This one really only makes sense if you were in the bathroom at the time.

There was a lot of quality costume on the night. Too many favourites to mention. But special mention goes to the dominatrix ( Go Shaz Go ! ) who drove in costume from the Central Coast. I'm assuming Dominatrixes do not pay tolls.

There was a lot of quality quality on the night, y'know - and the pictures, the pictures and one or two of the words above, say it all. We should do it all agin some time .. now, i'm of to review the party through interpretative dance and foul-mouthed shadow puppets. I'll get back to you on that one.

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