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Friday, December 17, 2004
Let there be Doof !
Can i say straight up - i am biased. This doof action is a paradigm doofter.
It makes you loook at doofing and the delightful b'yatch thangs the setting, people and gear do to you, in a new light. Mainly, a natural light, y'know - with The Moon (apparently, this moon, it's a, a big, white, round thing in the sky. At night) the light is mainly reflective and with The Sun it's radiant and contrary to popular belief, hot .. but i race ahead .. Doof is good.
There's a lot of boxes to tick with this sort of doof journalism.
From early in the piece when the road trip was sprinkled with enthusisastic cries of, "you've got great shoulders" interrupted by equally enthusiastic cries of " shut the fuck up," i knew we faced being with something special. And it was a really, really, really good loooking face.
But still, the road trip was marked by the appearance of a "Rock Ridge" signpost that my orgasmic screams did nothing to alert my fellow travellers to. Neil "Attenborough" MacKenzie's likening of the landscape to the middle Earth and Miranda Otto in Lord of The Rings, "She's fully waxed - i snorted coke of her circular doors, well, not really circular, but, y'know " .. and the cries from JT, as we all looked at the faint orange light ( " is it cos your windows are tinted ? " ) banging off the gum trees, of ",Let's drive straight through to Brisbane !" ... JT, like the Philipino elections - dropped early , dropped often ..
TRHE carrying all before her. Anyone in dreadlocks was putty in her hands. And anyone under 18, putty in her hands also. And anyone, male, female, hetero, queer, anyone that was too hot in a toilet on Sunday morning was putty in her hands - And if anyone can get a decent coffee machine installed at doofs ,it is TRHE ! give generously ..
The ever Neil-ian influence, during the drive, did all sorts of inspiring things to both him and JT. Neil - sparked up in a way that complemented the work of JT - provided the sort of hi-fo octane mo-fo love juice erectness that served to propel the "flat on his back streamlined with fins hype machine" that was JT. It was a beautiful thing to watch.
And then we arrived. After pissing ceremoniously just outside of Wollombi, we managed, with brief episodes of lostness , to get to the site of Doofness.
it was green, full of colour and cool people - and it was pitch black, 9.30 at night. How good is the Doof .
From there,Christ, it's dot points or bust .. so much happened. Next doof, i'm wearing a wire ..
So many New Zealanders - including the one who when i asked her to describe herself in 25 words or less actually used 25 separate words. Paradigm shift, I didnt see it coming. Can i just say, Doof, it should be the national anthem of New Zealand and Israel. They two great doof nations.
Jt, incidentally is ghost writing this particular New Zealander's psychonaut-biography while holding her hand tightly and representing big ups style.
The appearance of amyl, inspiring the anonymous words, "I never want to do that again if its just you and me, JT!!" and a welter of discreet amyl-ing early in the night. Amyl - " Never has a drug brought under the counter at a gay Adult Shop brought so many people together : Since 1989 " - just kept on giving.
The randomness of the randoms. "The eternal battle of acid v ecstasy," "that toilet got all of a sudden got really hot in there,""yes, i said yes, i meant yes," "the trees keep saying hello to me, they really love me," or as JT put it in a moment of great clarity, "dinosaurs, dinosaurs !!" Whaaa ? .
When i asked prominent dooof identities for their comments on the doof, they said, under condition of anonymity, .. "Eloise's jailbait boyfriend !" "Eloise giving out m and m's for free like some Lady Godiva of M and M's .." and i hv to say i thought that was really cool ... " Too bent by half guy giving Petey away free beers at 9 o'clock in the morning, " " ..
..So much time - saunas, mesh tops, long drive home on Sunday, tooo many hot people - mainly ourselves ... what was happening ? When will we doof again .. bring it !! I'll be there and i will be wearing a wire and it wont be Xmas and we'll be waxing ..
thank you. I'm Petey. This is your Doof !!
It makes you loook at doofing and the delightful b'yatch thangs the setting, people and gear do to you, in a new light. Mainly, a natural light, y'know - with The Moon (apparently, this moon, it's a, a big, white, round thing in the sky. At night) the light is mainly reflective and with The Sun it's radiant and contrary to popular belief, hot .. but i race ahead .. Doof is good.
There's a lot of boxes to tick with this sort of doof journalism.
From early in the piece when the road trip was sprinkled with enthusisastic cries of, "you've got great shoulders" interrupted by equally enthusiastic cries of " shut the fuck up," i knew we faced being with something special. And it was a really, really, really good loooking face.
But still, the road trip was marked by the appearance of a "Rock Ridge" signpost that my orgasmic screams did nothing to alert my fellow travellers to. Neil "Attenborough" MacKenzie's likening of the landscape to the middle Earth and Miranda Otto in Lord of The Rings, "She's fully waxed - i snorted coke of her circular doors, well, not really circular, but, y'know " .. and the cries from JT, as we all looked at the faint orange light ( " is it cos your windows are tinted ? " ) banging off the gum trees, of ",Let's drive straight through to Brisbane !" ... JT, like the Philipino elections - dropped early , dropped often ..
TRHE carrying all before her. Anyone in dreadlocks was putty in her hands. And anyone under 18, putty in her hands also. And anyone, male, female, hetero, queer, anyone that was too hot in a toilet on Sunday morning was putty in her hands - And if anyone can get a decent coffee machine installed at doofs ,it is TRHE ! give generously ..
The ever Neil-ian influence, during the drive, did all sorts of inspiring things to both him and JT. Neil - sparked up in a way that complemented the work of JT - provided the sort of hi-fo octane mo-fo love juice erectness that served to propel the "flat on his back streamlined with fins hype machine" that was JT. It was a beautiful thing to watch.
And then we arrived. After pissing ceremoniously just outside of Wollombi, we managed, with brief episodes of lostness , to get to the site of Doofness.
it was green, full of colour and cool people - and it was pitch black, 9.30 at night. How good is the Doof .
From there,Christ, it's dot points or bust .. so much happened. Next doof, i'm wearing a wire ..
So many New Zealanders - including the one who when i asked her to describe herself in 25 words or less actually used 25 separate words. Paradigm shift, I didnt see it coming. Can i just say, Doof, it should be the national anthem of New Zealand and Israel. They two great doof nations.
Jt, incidentally is ghost writing this particular New Zealander's psychonaut-biography while holding her hand tightly and representing big ups style.
The appearance of amyl, inspiring the anonymous words, "I never want to do that again if its just you and me, JT!!" and a welter of discreet amyl-ing early in the night. Amyl - " Never has a drug brought under the counter at a gay Adult Shop brought so many people together : Since 1989 " - just kept on giving.
The randomness of the randoms. "The eternal battle of acid v ecstasy," "that toilet got all of a sudden got really hot in there,""yes, i said yes, i meant yes," "the trees keep saying hello to me, they really love me," or as JT put it in a moment of great clarity, "dinosaurs, dinosaurs !!" Whaaa ? .
When i asked prominent dooof identities for their comments on the doof, they said, under condition of anonymity, .. "Eloise's jailbait boyfriend !" "Eloise giving out m and m's for free like some Lady Godiva of M and M's .." and i hv to say i thought that was really cool ... " Too bent by half guy giving Petey away free beers at 9 o'clock in the morning, " " ..
..So much time - saunas, mesh tops, long drive home on Sunday, tooo many hot people - mainly ourselves ... what was happening ? When will we doof again .. bring it !! I'll be there and i will be wearing a wire and it wont be Xmas and we'll be waxing ..
thank you. I'm Petey. This is your Doof !!
