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Monday, September 06, 2004
Special Election Comments R-Us
Well, shucks, the roars for my return to blog world were deafening and a little plaintive so, without ado doody, do ..
I have decided to design, manufacture and retail direct to you, avoiding the middle person, the latest in special election commment generators. As the pesky prototype is playing up and JT cant get me a patent until i pay his fees i will just have to provide some ol' time comments myself.
I will also be talking a little about Krispy Kreme donuts. Krispy Kreme, Doughnuts and coffee since 1937. "Hot, original and glazed" - just like Eloise, except TRHE is not glazed - but i digress ...
We are just about to go off to African dancing which we have been doing for a couple o months. Full tribal power from Pape the Senegalese fisherman. But first let me start off my special election comments with an extract from my Special Election Comments Dictionary. In much the same way as you might consult Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus http://www.viz.co.uk/ when you are keen to know about particular phrases relating to sexual organs, sexual activities or bodily functions, so for my Dictionary with all things about Australian political bollocks.
Interest Rates - "Rate" the "interest" that Bruce and Pam of 10 Mollymook Crescent, Emu Plains, NSW, 2653, take in the political process ( See entry under Political Process ). Mostly these rates hover around the zero mark. On election day they may reach as high as one if the polling booths in Penrith provide sausage sizzles.
These rates are not to be confused with interest rates set by the Reserve Bank of Australia which are simply an indicator of how fucking good the Howard Government is with the economy.
I have decided to design, manufacture and retail direct to you, avoiding the middle person, the latest in special election commment generators. As the pesky prototype is playing up and JT cant get me a patent until i pay his fees i will just have to provide some ol' time comments myself.
I will also be talking a little about Krispy Kreme donuts. Krispy Kreme, Doughnuts and coffee since 1937. "Hot, original and glazed" - just like Eloise, except TRHE is not glazed - but i digress ...
We are just about to go off to African dancing which we have been doing for a couple o months. Full tribal power from Pape the Senegalese fisherman. But first let me start off my special election comments with an extract from my Special Election Comments Dictionary. In much the same way as you might consult Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus http://www.viz.co.uk/ when you are keen to know about particular phrases relating to sexual organs, sexual activities or bodily functions, so for my Dictionary with all things about Australian political bollocks.
Interest Rates - "Rate" the "interest" that Bruce and Pam of 10 Mollymook Crescent, Emu Plains, NSW, 2653, take in the political process ( See entry under Political Process ). Mostly these rates hover around the zero mark. On election day they may reach as high as one if the polling booths in Penrith provide sausage sizzles.
These rates are not to be confused with interest rates set by the Reserve Bank of Australia which are simply an indicator of how fucking good the Howard Government is with the economy.
